iancrawfords:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

bobbryars:

bobbryars:

If this was the 19th century my family would have sold me to a nice rich boy by now and everyone would be happy

please stop reblogging this i’m scared the social justice bloggers will find me 

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7